do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
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I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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