I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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