We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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