She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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