I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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