I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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