I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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