You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
We need to rekindle our bromance
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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