Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
i think i just lost a toe
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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