i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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