I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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