Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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