No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize