If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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