This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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