Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I cut my penus on the lid.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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