I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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