i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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