I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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