we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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