Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
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hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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