Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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