How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize