I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
