just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
what day is it and did you see me today?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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