My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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