I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
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Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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