Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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