ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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