Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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