I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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