omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Randomize