I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
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Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
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The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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