I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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