Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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