Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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