do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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