But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
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