so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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