Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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