let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It's official drugs can't kill me
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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