Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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