So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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