Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
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Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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