Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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