if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
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yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
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Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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