we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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