SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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