it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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