i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
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i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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