the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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