Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
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do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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