turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
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Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm gonna fight the coyote
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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