Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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