covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
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I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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