she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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