is your mom at the bar?
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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