Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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