Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
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its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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